Simple
vs. Real Friends
A simple friend has never seen
you cry. 
A real friend has shoulders
soggy from your tears. 
A simple friend brings a bottle
of wine to your party. 
A real friend comes early to
help you cook and 
stays late to help you, clean. 
A simple friend hates it when
you call after he has gone to bed. 
A real friend asks you why you
took so long to call. 
A simple friend wonders about
your romantic history. 
A real friend could blackmail
you with it. 
A simple friend, when visiting,
acts like a guest. 
A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself. 
A simple friend will read and
throw this letter away. 
A real friend will send it back
to you until 
he's sure it's been received. 
Be A Real Friend!!
 

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