Movies Have Taught Us
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
To be a German army general, it is not necessary to speak German, but it IS necessary to speak English with a German accent.
When in a war, don't show anyone a picture of your girlfriend, or you will be killed shortly, especially if she is beautiful.