Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... thingie.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Heck, the guy's got two of em.

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

Cool! Now make his leg twitch!

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


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