A man owned a small farm.  
The Fair Work 
  Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to 
  interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay 
  them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied 
  the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and 
  board. He also gets triple time for 
  working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every 
  Friday"
'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per 
  week plus free room and board. She 
  doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.
'Then there's the 
  half-wit.  He works about 18 hours every 
  day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per 
  week, he pays his own room and board 
  and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife 
  occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says 
  the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
	 
	

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