Forgot my glasses ...



Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. 

She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts?

You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! 

I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not

getting any easier.



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